Europe Adventure: London (Part II)
If there’s anything that gets tourists excited about in London, it has gotta be Ben Besar.
As for me, it’s gotta be the awesomely cute Bobbies!!!! 
During my flight to UK, I read in the magazine that it is now illegal to take pictures with the Bobby Policemen. I forgot why but its related to terrorism.
So anyway, when I saw that everyone wasn’t too arsed bout it, I pun shamelessly asked the policeman: “Hi, sir, you have bulging muscles, can I please have a picture with you?”
lmao.
Anyways, that aside, we took Dan to the Parliament House aka Palace of Westminster. The Big Ben’s attached to it btw. Which is so damn cool. You see, normally we will have attached bathroom, attached walk-in-closet, etc… but the Palace of Westminster has an attached BIG BEN.
Uiseh.
Off topic, look what I wore that day!!! 
The hoodie says “CFC”: Chelsea Football Club. When I walked past the immigration from Paris, it was that jacket that literally saved us a lot of questions because the immigration officer was a fan of Chelsea FC .
Good thing Dan wasn’t wearing his ARSEnal jersey then.
The nice thing about Europe are their parks. And better still, their weather, because it’s never too humid to spend the day rolling on the grass like they do in Bollywood, except that in Bollywood, you’ll end up sweating like a pig… In Europe you’ll end up sleeping like one.
The best way to really enjoy a few hours in the park, you will need a few essentials: A good camera, chips, beer (or coffee, whichever you think will kill you slower) and good company
My company was definitely good, no doubt about that
It was a gorgeous day that day… blue skies, not too hot, not too cold… sunny, in fact… my favorite kind of weather!!! Perfect for strollind around. And strolled, we did… to see Mata London woohoo!
Not my first time seeing it, but I was super excited… I guess it was on Dan’s behalf because he lacks the ability to show any forms of emotion when he’s in awe. He basically just STOOD there. Can you imagine how frustrating it was for me?
Imagine this…
Me: OMG, DAN!!! Look!!! It’s London Eye!!! OMG OMG OMG. It’s so awesome, it looks better than it does on pictures!! OMG OMG.
Dan: … Ou.
-_-”
Nvm, you should know that after a month in Europe with him… I’m starting to get used to it.
Me: I love you
Dan: … Ou.
Hahaha. OK, to be fair, he does respond more than “OU”. Sometimes it’s “OU, I C”.
Picture time!!!
Again, this time we couldn’t be arsed to que up for an hour to be ripped off almost RM80/person just to ride on that giant ferris wheel. So we yamcha under the Eye instead. So instead of London Eye, you could say… we were at…………………………………..
…………….London’s Crotch!
Hahahahahaha, look at me, laughing at my own joke.
So let’s see, there was a Cappucino, then there was Camomile tea, and then there was an Americano. We had an awesome time, just sitting there, watching the world go by… and making loud snide remarks on Mat Sallehs in Cantonese & BM .
One thing I gotta tell you though. When you come out of the Waterloo Tube station, walk along the Westminster Bridge Road (towards london Eye), and you will see a few penjaja haram selling the most awesome hotdogs with fried onions and ample mustard & ketchup sauce!!!!!! Fried for you ON THE SPOT. It has gotta be one of the most awesome hotdogs I have ever eaten.
Check out my double chin. Beyond repair dot com.
Before I forget, here’re some silly shots of us earlier that morning whilst waiting for our train to Wokingham to see Stepdad……..
Grandma: Yer so ugly! Cannot recognize you!
Me: T.T
Anyhoo, that’ll be all. Sneak peek on the next UK post…
Till next time, take care all and have a good weekend…
TGIF,
NatC.
